Memories of a former dinner date :-)

They got the guy who shot the police officers.  He apparently attempted suicide, but failed.   
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Memories of a former dinner date 

  

 

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A while back, when I was considerably younger, I 
picked up a lovely date at her parents' home. 

I'd scraped together some money to take her to a 
fancy restaurant. 

She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. 
Shrimp cocktail. Lobster Patron. Champagne . 

I asked her, “Does your mother feed you like that 
when you eat at home?” 

“No,” she replied. “but my mother's not expecting a 
blow job tonight.” 

I said “Would you care for dessert?”