Armed Women

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1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. 

2. I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy. 

3. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away. 

4. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the  Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him 'Why do you carry a 45?' The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a 46.'   

5.  The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?''No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun.' 

6 Beware the man who only carries one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!! 

But wait, there's more! 

I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house.  I said I did. She said 'Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!'  To which I said, of course it is loaded, it can't work without bullets!' She then asked, 'Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?' My reply was, “No not at all.  I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too”.

HAVE A NICE DAY But don't Monkey with Me…


And Remember:


I'm a firm believer of the 2nd Amendment!    



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