The best BB pistol I have found is a Daisy CO2 repeater. Fifteen BBs snd 480 FPS of muzzle velocity. I probably get near that because I use REM oil on the BBS. I go out after dark with my BB pistol which is the same size as my .45 auto, a headlamp and a flashlight…and my .45. You never know. I figure that if I can hit a Coqui at five or six feet with a BB pistol I can hit an intruder with a .45 – and the practice is cheaper than blowing off live ammo.
So I got six tonight, four males and two females, one cockroach and five slugs. Naturally, I don't shoot Geckos or Bufos. Maybe tomorrow I'll find some Coquis. I think all the burglars in the neighborhood are gone.
If anyone knows the asshole who started a Coqui preserve, Sherman something-or-other, forward this to him. He can come over any evening and capture the Coquis before I shoot them, or burn them with acid, or set them on fire, or catch them with my hands and pull their little legs off before I let them go. Come on over, Bub! Save all of them you can! Wear all black, will you please, you dumb bastard?
—90% of success is showing up. Getting the math right is the other 50%.
Aut viam inveniam aut faciamaut viam inveniam aut faciam.