Blonde joke.

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car 

and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her 

purse and was getting progressively more agitated. “What does it look 
like?” she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, “It's square and it has your picture on it.”

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it, and 

handed it to the policewoman. “Here it is,” she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror then handed it back saying, 

“Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.”

90% of success is showing up.  Getting the math right is the other 50%.

Aut viam inveniam aut  faciamaut viam inveniam aut faciam.

October 31, 2011.  Population of earth: 6,999,999,999 + me.

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